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Sep. 16th, 2017
Lacklustre Performance
Prancing Ponies - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 16, Round 3)

Elfy bullshit aplenty tonight as the Hallucinogenetics lost 4-1.

Nuffle - King of Bastards that he is - decided to once again turn his gaze away from the team and onto our pointy-eared, easy-mode opponents.

No bitterness.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Aug. 27th, 2017
Defensive Win
Hallucinogenetics - Banded Lizards (MBBL Season 16, Round 2)

Round two saw the Hallucinogenetics pull off a solid defensive win.

Holding up and stalling the lizardman cage whilst goblins dodged in to harrass the ball carrier.

(A bit of shenanigans and faith in Nuffle didn't hurt either)

With the match winnings, we are well on our way replacing killed and damaged players, as well as medicating our existing group.
- Astrosimian
 
 
July 23rd, 2017
Now Hiring
The Hallucinogenetics are recruiting to fill a vacancy in our medical staff after our previous apothecary passed away (coroner has determined that the cause of death was suicide; he apparently stabbed himself in the back 127 times with one of his scalpels)

Successful candidate must be able to tell a dead troll from a living one.
- Astrosimian
 
 
July 18th, 2017
HARPER is the new KANO
Hallucinogenetics - Raiders of Zharr (MBBL Season 16, Round 1)

The team faced off against the chaos dwarves coached by Kyle Harper who was eager for a bit of revenge after - a surprise win - we defeated his orc team last season. (with Nuffle's help)

Nuffle definitely switched his allegiance this game, favouring the bearded ones. TDs were traded back and forth (including a long bomb TD pass from thrower Cryptos Phrontistes but ours were bought with bodies and lives.

In the end, with only 5 players on the pitch, we were unable to prevent the Raiders of Zharr from scoring the winning goal. (the Hallucinogenetics even went so far as to drag the bodies of their KO'd teammates onto the pitch)

A moments' silence is appreciated for Gartlepilsnot and H.R. Geigercounter who lost their lives in the match (as well as our team apothecary for letting Geigercounter die!). Their remains will be sent to the Body Banks ready for the Master Moulders to use any parts.
- Astrosimian
 
 
June 14th, 2017
Unswept
Ellyrion Eagles - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 7)

Match three of a three game marathon vs the Ellyrion Eagles saw the Hallucinogenetics pull off an unexpected win!

The game started off with the elves easily penetrating the defenses and scoring early but slowly degenerated into a brutal, casualty Laden slug fest where the our deeper bench proved to be the decisive factor.

Rat of the match goes to Cryptos Phrontistes. The ugly rodent is back to playing to the same level he showed in Round Two.
- Astrosimian
 
 
May 31st, 2017
Elfy Bullshit
Hallucinogenetics - Ellyrion Eagles (MBBL Season 15, Round 6)

Unfortunately, the Hallucinogenetics lost once again to the Ellyrion Eagles. Coming close to a draw, the team struggled to prevent the slippery elves from scoring in the last seconds of the match.

Bright note of the match was Carcinoma Angels sending a pointy ear to the graveyard!
- Astrosimian
 
 
Apr. 28th, 2017
Big Win
Hallucinogenetics - Rising Zelophehads (MBBL Season 15, Round 5)

Another big win for the Hallucinogenetics tonight! Another homeless person shall be sacrificed at the altar of Nuffle for blessing us with his favour.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Apr. 8th, 2017
Praise Nuffle
Hallucinogenetics - Da Red Fists (MBBL Season 15, Round 4)

The team had the benign gaze of Nuffle upon them and got an unexpected win last night.

Casualties were light, aside from linerat Onkogene who was placed in long term care in the team's body bank... we mean hospital. Doctors are uncertain if he will be fit to return to the squad.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Mar. 17th, 2017
Skink-skin Boots
Grimbank Gators - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 3)

Despite some Prima Donna behaviour by star players, the team fought well to tie the Grimbank Gators.

Both blitzers racked up kills and props to Leeshun for scoring the equaliser. Too bad he died on the next drive; celebratory beers were purchased with his performance bonus.

It's what he would have wanted.
- Astrosimian
 
 
Feb. 26th, 2017
Second Match
Hallucinogenetics - Ostland Bulls (MBBL Season 15, Round 2) saw the team earn their first MBBL win earned with plenty of violence and misery (for our opponent).
- Astrosimian
 
 
Feb. 13th, 2017
First match
The squad had its first professional game today (Ellyrion Eagles - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 1)) and it was a sight to behold! It was almost a draw but late game shenanigans by the elves turned it into an unfortunate loss. Bright side was that no serious injuries were sustained as the services of a professional medical corp is out of the team's budget.
- Astrosimian
 
 
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