David Fenchel

***TEAM CAPTAIN***

Height: 6' 11" (those are 2 seperate measurements)
Weight: 232 lb
Seasons Played: 8 9 10 11
Games Played: 26
Players Killed: Dumah, Apaec the abhorrent, Srytalla the Wanton
Passing Accuracy: 1 from 1 attempt (1.00 success)
Passing Distance: 16 paces (16.00 pace avg)
Best Season: 11

Despite being quite boisterous, egotistical and narcissistic, team captain David 'Flashheart' Fenchel works hard on the pitch, seemingly everywhere at once, ready to help out at a crucial moment. Fenchel is also very charismatic, with dashing good looks, making him a hit with the ladies and is the reason the Eagles have one of the highest percentages of female supporters in the league.

Once took a trip to The Virgin Islands; after he left, they are simply called The Islands.

During one match David's helmet was knocked free; 187 women in the crowd spontaneously became pregnant.

Sandwich chain, Zombway, has renamed their party-size sub, 'The Flashheart.'

Has a line of David Fenchel towel racks.

The Eagles cheer squad, The Eaglettes, have permanently moved their practice ground to Fenchel's bedroom.

Refers to the ball as 'The Girl' because, he says, "I like to grab on to her tight and take her from one end to the other!"

In the The Outbacks - Edmundsheim Eagles (MBBL Season 11, Round 1) game, Fenchel caused three casualties earning him even further love and devotion from league fans.

Has been training harder than usual, and the result - culminating with two TDs and an injury caused in the Edmundsheim Eagles - Warpfire Flamers (MBBL Season 11, Round 6) match - agility almost on par with his sense of self-importance.

AWARDS:
Most Deaths by Codpiece, Most Illegitimate Children, Greatest Hair, Most Opponents Grateful to be Injured
Ranked number 2 on MBBL's Top Killers chart, season 11.
Ranked number 4 on MBBL's Top Casualty Inflicters chart, season 11.
Ranked number 5 on MBBL's Top Defensive Players chart, season 11.
Winner of the Pieter Lauhied award (team outstanding player), season 11.