Artie Choakk
 Artie Choakk Halfling Hopeful, The Bloomin' Petunias
Retired!

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Right Stuff, Stunty, Dodge |
Notes
Retired during MBBL Season 14.
Profile
Height: 3' 5" Weight: 47 lb Seasons Played: 12 14 Post-match Feasts Attended: 5 Victory Feasts Attended: 2 Non-loss Feasts Attended: 0 Career Fouls: 1 Passing Attempts: 1 Fumbles: 1 Favourite Food: Cream horns Whilst coach Simian was touring a local market (scouting for training supplies), he stumbled upon Artie in the midst of a scrum, fighting off 17 grandmothers all desperate to purchase the last pound of Bretonnian manticore cheese which Artie had in his possession. Simian was so impressed by the fact that Artie still held on to the cheese despite his injuries (3 cracked ribs, broken ankle, and several cane-induced contusions) that he offered the plucky halfing a contract on the spot. Signing bonus was the cost of the cheese.
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Latest matches:
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Salute of the Jug... |
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E.A.T. L.U.N.C.H. |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Skye Plagues |
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Jagged Alliance |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Doofhalla Maiden ... |
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Shrewsbury Decapi... |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Koyaanisqatsi |
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Norse World Order |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Culchan Death Vip... |
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Fortress Tunnellers |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Slowly but Surly |
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Hexoatl Stegadons |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Torture Bay Bucca... |
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Turbo Wolves |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Multiple Scoregasms |
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Jade Mountain Jug... |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Die Cast Iron Bones |
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We Have Tails |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Bloomin’ Petunias |
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Ostland Bulls |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
3 |
Berry Orchard Pic... |
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Teef Theefs |
MBBL Season 23, Round 1 |
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Slowly but Surly |
1 |
Red Carnivores |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
6 |
Pretentious Prats |
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Khorne’s Chosen |
MBBL Season 23, Round 2 |
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Briar Patch Bolte... |
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Gaze of the Rose |
MBBL Season 23, Round 1 |
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Salute of the Jug... |
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Koyaanisqatsi |
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