*****Died from failed dodge******
****TEAM CAPTAIN, seasons 15-17****
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 141 lb
Seasons Played:
15,
16,
17Games Played: 18
Passing Attempts: 23
Passing Accuracy: 17 for 243 paces
Fumbles: 2
Opponents Maimed:
"Born Ready" Styvins'nCryptos was mauled in training when the team's previous troll,
H.R. Geigercounter
, mistook him for a tackling dummy. He was rebuilt thanks to hard work of Clan Skryre engineers, making him more machine than rat. Because of his horribly ugly visage, Cryptos has been named Cabalvision's "Player NOT to be watched."
Had an exceptional games versus the Ostand Bulls (
Hallucinogenetics - Ostland Bulls (MBBL Season 15, Round 2)) and the Ellyrion Eagles (
Ellyrion Eagles - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 7)).
Clan Skryre recently upgraded Cryptos with some experimental adrenal boosters, making his slightest motion a blur. However, where the adrenalin comes from, sources
can not reveal.
Whilst he was always jealous of
H.R. Geigercounter for his great strength, Cryptos vehemently asserts that the start of his new 'troll meat diet' and the passing of H.R. is purely coincidental!
Leads from the traditional skaven position of 'safely behind the rest of the team.' (unless, of course, an opportunity to strike a weaker opponent arises)
AWARDS:
Ugliest Player
Golden Syringe (team MVP),
season 15,
season 16Ranked #6, Top Throwers List,
season 15,
season 16Two Left Feet (posthumous)
Competition Participant:
Blocktober 2517
DEATH!
