Flin Flon

Height: 2' 10"
Weight: 36 lb
Seasons Played: 15
Games Played: 7
Career Fouls: 5
Injuries Caused by Fouls: 1

Can remember every dice he's rolled in every game he's played of "Yahtzee" but can't seem to remember simple plays on the pitch.

Recently sprouted a second head; this one is obsessed with "Snakes and Ladders."

Severely injured in this match: Ellyrion Eagles - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 7), coaching staff decided he not suitable for duty; the Body Bank staff decided he was suitable for "other" duties.