Heracles

After his fourth game where Heracles managed to skull both down twice in the first half serious questions were asked about how on earth he managed to secure yet another MVP award.

Unable to source an answer, coaching staff designed an intensive training regimen for Heracles, focused on improving his skills in contact.

Season 2, Heracles continues to be a source of excitement and disappointment. It's unclear if the message of blocking with something other than his face ever got through that massively thick skull.

Heracles frustratingly spends key moments of the game picking lint out of his bellybutton, so the coaching staff have now pivoted to include training drills focused on activities he can perform while grooming his navel.

It is also hoped his new skills as a Guard might simplify the plays that the big lump needs to remember.