Jakob Zachery

Height: 6' 2"
Weight: 235 lb
Seasons Played: 8 9 10 11
Games Played: 26
Players Maimed: Achilles
Best Season: 8

Earned the nickname 'The Bard' from his teammates after they found out his father was a minstrel. The suggestion of 'The Jester' resulted in Jakob breaking 32 of his teammates' fingers.

Suffered a torn Achilles tendon in the Edmundsheim Eagles - Ale's Revenge (MBBL Season 10, Round 7) game. Experts noted his speed will be affected for years to come. Goblin Sports Center™ (GSC) noted, "karma is a bitch."

Swears by Sweet Chin Music™ brand knuckle dusters.

AWARDS:
Most Amusing Injury
Winner of the Pieter Lauhied award (team outstanding player), season 8.