E. Tall-as-Mountain Bjerg

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Game 7: it’s been a grind for Bjerg, or more correctly for the coaching staff, who eventually settled for asking him to simply walk to where the ball or his teammates are. Primarily find a friend. Picking up an MVP in game 5, Bjerg managed to knock out a few thralls in the finale (he did also manage a triple skull and a failed loner roll) but all up - the coaches have decided to teach him how to block. Good luck…

Game 2 (v Nobles): Those same coaches were nonplussed in the second game as their instructions were clear. Blitz the opposition ogre and make sure the ogre is taken out. Following the instructions to the letter, Hojbjerg headbutted the Angel’s noble ogre, both of them went down, and Hojbjerg was KO’d for the rest of the game. He insists he did exactly what the coach told him. The coach has decided to pick his words with care and keep them short going forward.

Game 1: Blood bowl is a game of two halves. In the first Hojbjerg was boneheaded for nearly half the game and managed to punch himself out twice. In the second half, he was on fire - killing a skink, knocking over sauruses and harassing the cage. MVP and a kill! The coaches are taking a lot of credit as the ogre looks on.

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Oh the indignity. To be felled by goblins and then injured, only to miss game 4. At least the big guy has started to inflict some casualties... A good showing in game 5 with another casualty to the list and some pretty reliably blocking. Bjerg is improving.

Tempting Nuffle is a dangerous thing, and wishful thinking on Bjerg's account was soon arrested as he knocked himself out as a first action in game 6 against the shambling undead, only to get up and do it all over again, twice. On the third down, he was unceremoniously kicked in the kneecaps (having worked out the head would take any trauma) and was carried off on a stretcher to miss the final game of the season.