Abelard Blydsinnig

Height: 7' 1"
Weight: 547 lb 5 oz (the 5 oz is brain)
Seasons Played: 8 9 10 11
Games Played: 25
Players Killed: Shrooma Da Bomba
Players Maimed: Hugo Lloritchy, Kritolk
Forced Retirements: Hugo Lloritchy, Kritolk
Bounties Claimed: 1
Career Fouls: 1 (0.04 foul/game avg)
Best Season: 8

Abelard is always in the thick of the action, holding the LOS, soaking up hits like a sponge and has been nicknamed 'Cementhead' by his team-mates due to his only suffering one injury despite all the blows he has received. "Dey 'it me 'ead. Dint hurt nun."

Surprisingly, Abelard is the only Eagles' player - other than the catchers - to regularly attend dodge training sessions. Whilst he doesn't have the same level of finesse, once a quarter of a ton of mass gets moving, it tends to get where it wants!

Managed an interception and claimed a bounty in this match Atomika Droppa - Edmundsheim Eagles (MBBL Season 10, Round 6) earning him the adoration of the fans.

Despite suffering his first major injury - smashed ankle - in the The Outbacks - Edmundsheim Eagles (MBBL Season 11, Round 1) game, Abelard is determined to keep playing his role.

Engages in a yearly charity drive for O.O.R.V. (Orphans of Ogre-Related Violence)