H.R. Geigercounter

*****Killed by Gharzth Irontooth*****

Height: 8' 4"
Weight: 512 lb
Seasons Played: 15, 16
Games Played: 7
TTM Attempts: 2
Successful TTM attempts: 1 for 21 paces

Whilst Geigercounter shows great promise on the pitch, rampant chemical abuse (along with repeated blows to his head) has done curious things to his mind: he is adamant in his belief that he is merely a playing piece in a board game, created not by Nuffle but another god known as "Geedub"
He also mentions shadowy figures known as "The Players" who control his - and everyone's - actions with their chosen instruments of "The Dice". (when Burnycutcut displayed a measurable increase in speed, H.R. stated that the blitzer "simply rolled a ten.")

H.R. recently sprouted a writhing mass of tentacles from his back after the team's goblins poured a keg of Warpade™ over him.

Has become a healthy source of protein for Cryptos Phrontistes.