*****Died from failed dodge******
****TEAM CAPTAIN, seasons 15-17****
Height: 5' 2"
Weight: 141 lb
Seasons Played: 15
Games Played: 18
Passing Attempts: 23
Passing Accuracy: 17 for 243 paces
Opponents Maimed: "Born Ready" Styvins'n
Cryptos was mauled in training when the team's previous troll, H.R. Geigercounter
, mistook him for a tackling dummy. He was rebuilt thanks to hard work of Clan Skryre engineers, making him more machine than rat. Because of his horribly ugly visage, Cryptos has been named Cabalvision's "Player NOT to be watched."
Had an exceptional games versus the Ostand Bulls (Hallucinogenetics - Ostland Bulls (MBBL Season 15, Round 2)
) and the Ellyrion Eagles (Ellyrion Eagles - Hallucinogenetics (MBBL Season 15, Round 7)
Clan Skryre recently upgraded Cryptos with some experimental adrenal boosters, making his slightest motion a blur. However, where the adrenalin comes from, sources can not reveal
Whilst he was always jealous of H.R. Geigercounter
for his great strength, Cryptos vehemently asserts that the start of his new 'troll meat diet' and the passing of H.R. is purely coincidental!
Leads from the traditional skaven position of 'safely behind the rest of the team.' (unless, of course, an opportunity to strike a weaker opponent arises)
Golden Syringe (team MVP), season 15
, season 16
Ranked #6, Top Throwers List, season 15
, season 16
Two Left Feet (posthumous)