Sal Sternmill

Height: 3' 6"
Weight: 48 lb
Seasons Played: 12 14
Post-match Feasts Attended: 15
Victory Feasts Attended: 4
Non-loss Feasts Attended: 1
Times Thrown: 3
Successful Landings: 1
Career Fouls: 5
Opponents Injured from Fouls: 1
Safe Time Offered by Referees: 2 for 73 minutes
Passing Accuracy: 1 from 5 attempts
Fumbles: 1
Passing Distance: 11 paces
Favourite Food: Raw cookie dough

Sal has always been righteous and has trained from childhood as a paladin: to uphold the right, to correct wrongs, to never back down from a fight. Was kicked out of his order when it was discovered his holy quest was to ensure seconds of black pudding at every breakfast.

Has aspirations of becoming a star thrower. Not an easy task when one's only slighty larger than the ball.

Has shown an uncanny knack for wrestling down opponents without hurting himself in the process. Hint: bacon grease is involved.

AWARDS:
Squirmiest Player Award

Competition Participant:
ASC Open 2517
MOBB Season 9